So…I decided it might be fun to see what search terms people are using to get to my blog. Now that I’ve seen the list, I’m not sure this was such a brilliant idea.
While I admit that some of the terms are very creative and make me laugh, I’m a bit disturbed to discover that “fat man naked” is leading the pack. I guess this is no longer a family blog.
Here are some of the better ones:
- Fat naked woman with wings – I don’t even know how to wrap my head around this one.
- Sporting goods process flowchart – Hmm. This could be an interesting idea. Might have to look into creating such a thing.
- Arsenal fat man – Holy crap! I’m sure there are tons of those – they don’t need my site to see that. Just watch a Premier League game on TV and you’ll get your fill.
- Wild fat man wearing speedos – Why would anybody on God’s green earth want to see this?
- Fat naked man skipping through a field – <shudder> It’s important to remember that you can’t unsee something you see, people.
- Vibrating snake sex toy – That’s all well and good, but how did that lead somebody here? Oh, wait.
- Carros hot wheels dragtor – I have no idea what that even means.
- GI Joe fuzzy – Heh, heh. Fuzzy. Ok, stop thinking that way. They’re talking about the fuzzy headed GI Joe toys from back in the 70’s or so.
- Long pornos – Really? See this post.
- Arsenal lingerie – Hmm. Another business idea….
- Aliens knowing Nicolas Cage – When they say “knowing” do they mean “knowing” <wink, wink>?
- Illustration figuring an obese man on electric cart illustrating the ameerican dream – I don’t know what this means, but that’s pretty damn specific. I also didn’t realize the American dream could be illustrated from an electric cart. Something to ponder.
- “Andy prince” “puerto rico” – Oh, shit! Somebody searched for me!
- Anna kournikova lingerie pictures – Frankly, I’m surprised this wasn’t the #1 search term.
- виктория сикрет vso 137 – Anybody speak Russian?
- Puppies with naked women – This is just brilliant! For a future post.
- Lined 3×5 note cards – I’m guessing whoever searched for this and ended up here was a bit shocked. Not quite the Office Max website.
- Fat man wearing arsenal logo – Hell, just go to Cuatro’s on the weekend. We’re all there!